User: DEV.g

Ek aadmi ki dusre City mein naukri lagi.
Waha pahunch kar usne socha ki biwi
ko E-mail kar du.
Galti se vo E-mail kisi aur ke paas
chala gya, jis ke paas gya vo aurat
apne pati ko dafna ke aai thi or E-mail
padhte hi behosh ho gai.
E-mail kuch yu tha:- Begam! Mail yaha
aaram se pahunch gaya hu, yaha
internet ki service bhi achchhi hai.
Udas mat ho, 2-3 din me tumhe bhi bula lunga.

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Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi
beta ho gaya.
Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho
gaya..??
Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua
hai..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad
hua..??
Santa : 3 mahine baad.
Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??
Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho
gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!! :P :D

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Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.
Girl :- Wo kyun ?
Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to
tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.
Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi
to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.

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The movie Madrass Cafe is on Rajiv
Gandhi;
Satyagraha is on Anna Hazare;
And Grand Masti is on Asaaram Bapu!

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Taange Utha Ke Karo, Taange Faila Ke
Karo;
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo, Aagge
Peechay Dono Taraf Karo;
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos
Hoga...
Oye, I am talking about Yoga!

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संता लंगड़ाता हुआ जा रहा था और उसके कपड़े
फटे हुए थे...
बंता ने पूछा: क्या हुआ भाई? यह हालत कैसे
हुई तुम्हारी?
संता: क्या बताऊं यार, बीवी को मुझे पिटवाने
की नई तरकीब सूझी थी!
बंता: कैसी तरकीब?
संता: बीवी ने मुझे झाड़ू खरीदने भेजा था।
वापस आ रहा था, तो बीजेपी कार्यकर्ताओं ने
मुझे आप का कार्यकर्ता समझ लिया!

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Husband Wow, Tum itni Gulabi
kaise
lag rahi ho.. ??
.
.
Wife:"When your lovely words
touch the bundle branches of the
circulation system of my heart,
..
it starts beating
faster & increased output is
trans mitted to adrenals which start
secreting glucon to increase
blood
glucose level & to combatthis
emergency, Pituitary output also
increases which raises blood estrogen
level,
Causing
vasodilation
and I
look PINK... .
.
MORAL:"Jyada padhi likhi biwi
romance ki mummy-didi ek kar
deti hai..

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Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy
K Kya Bataon
.
.
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
.
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SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski
Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo
Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

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Height of insult:
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AIEEE results were declared
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A boy messaged his rank to grlfrnd….
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She replied:-
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.
"naya number liya h kya….?

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'wife; I'm going to London.
Do u want any gift?
Husband: (mazak me) Me manguga woh
tum la nahi paogi.
Wife : mang ke to dekho
Husband : I want A British Girl..
wife:ok...
Wife returns
husband: where iz gift?
wife: wait for 9 months!!!!!!!!'

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