User: Praphul singh

Girl-baba ji mob. me balance nahi rahta kya karoo?
baba-boyfriend hai kya?
girl-nahi baba ji.
baba-bas islie krupa ruki hui hai,
boyfriend bana lo balance kabhi khatam nahi hoga.

Like SMS - 84 - SMS Length: 182 Funny SMS

Jab ladki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de to ma-baap ko kya karna chahiye?
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Uska mundan karwa do, 5-6 mahine bhagna to kya ghar se bahar kadam tak nahi rakhegi.

Like SMS - 76 - SMS Length: 189 Funny SMS

Riste humesa titli ke saman hote hai,
jor se pakdo to mar jate hai,
chhod do to ud jate hai,
or pyar se pakdo to apna rang chhod jate hai.

Like SMS - 73 - SMS Length: 142 Love SMS

Mujhe sulane ke khatir jab rat aati hai,
hum so nahi pate rat khud so jati hai,
puchne par dil se awaj aati hai,
aaj dosto ko yad karle rat to roj aati hai.

Like SMS - 100 - SMS Length: 162

Teacher-batao ganga kaha se nikalti hai or kaha jakar milti hai,
Pappu-sir ganga school ke bahane ghar se nikalti hai or park me jakar sagar se milti hai.

Like SMS - 74 - SMS Length: 155 Funny SMS

Naseebo ke khel bhi ajeeb hote hai,
pyar me ashu hi naseeb hote hai,
kaun hona chahta hai apno se dur,
par aksar bichadte wahi hai jo dil ke kareeb hote hai.

Like SMS - 64 - SMS Length: 162 Love SMS

Kash ye fasle na hote,
kash hum dur na hote,
kash hum aur tum sath hote,
to sms ke paise bach jate,
our hum dono is paise se "kurkure" khate.

Like SMS - 86 - SMS Length: 149 Romentic Funny SMS

Kisi ka hath thamo to chodna nahi,
wada kisi se kiya to todna nahi,
koi agar tod de dil aapka,
to fir bina hath pair tode sale ko chodna nahi.

Like SMS - 70 - SMS Length: 148 Romentic Funny SMS

Kayamat tak tujhe yad karenge,
teri har bat par aitbaar karenge,
tujhe sms karne to nahi kahenge,
fir bhi tere sms ka intjar karenge.

Like SMS - 61 - SMS Length: 138 Waiting For Love

Choti si bat par koi shikwa na karna,
koi bhul ho jae to maf karna,
naraj tab hona jb hum rishta tod denge,
kyoki aisa tab hoga jab hum dunia chod denge.

Like SMS - 64 - SMS Length: 157 Love SMS