User: mys8553532253

A Person's Most Valuable Asset
Is Not A Brain Loaded With Knowledge..

But

A Heart Full Of Love With An Ear
Open To Listen
And
A Hand Willing To Help....!

Like SMS - 82 - SMS Length: 163 Nice Saying SMS

"Respect"
Is the most important element of ur "Personilty"

It is like an investment, Whatever u give to others,
it will return u with profit.

Like SMS - 87 - SMS Length: 146 Motivational SMS

Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions..
Teache If 1000 kgs=ton
then 3000 kgs equal how much ?

Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

Like SMS - 93 - SMS Length: 139 Funny SMS

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?

Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.

Sir:Wo Kaise?

Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

Like SMS - 107 - SMS Length: 143 Santa Banta SMS

SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman

Friend- Didn't U follow them?

SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

Like SMS - 92 - SMS Length: 135 Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?

Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!

Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?

2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi
shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

Like SMS - 98 - SMS Length: 149 Sardar SMS

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji..

Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..!

Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay,
fir mein teri asal maarta hu'

Like SMS - 80 - SMS Length: 172 Sardar SMS

Santa : People consider me as "God"

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the park today,
everybody said, Oh God! U ve come again.

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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya?

Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao.

Frnd-Phir?

Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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