User: Ft. Akash

Question of The Day..
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Delhi me rahe wale dil wale kehte hai..
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Toh..
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London me rahen wale ko kya kahenge ???

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What is success ?
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In Simple Word
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When ur Signature change into Autograph...

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Heart Touching Lines
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Kisiko ko Gham dene me aapko Khusi toh mil sakti hai
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Lekin
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Kisiko ko Khusi dene me aapko Gham kabi nhi mil sakti.

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Short and Sharp.
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Wife :- I hate u
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Husband :- What a co - incidence....

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Ek din meri Gf ne mujhe ghar pe bulaya...
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Me uske ghar gaya aur bell bjaye.. Darwaza khone uski choti bahen aayi..
Usne mujhse kaha ki Ghar par koi nhi hai aur aap bahut Handsome aur Smart ho...
Yeh sunke me daurte hue bike ki taraf bhaga..
Tavi uske family wale bahar a gye aur bole, yeh rishta hame manjur hai..
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Ab unko kaun samjhye ki me toh bike lock karne ja raha tha.,

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Height of kaminapan
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A Boy listning extrmly sad song.
Aur sochta hai...
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Kaun si wali ko yaad karu

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Pappu ka interview
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Batao Aise kaun sa aurat hai jisko 100% pata ho ki uska pati kaha hai.
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Pappu ne apna Khunkar Dimag lagaya aur kaha.
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"VIDWA AURAT"..
Thoko Like and Share

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Army training ke dauran ek officer ne Banta se pucha..
Yeh tumhare hath me kya hai ?
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Banta :- sir, yeh bandook hai..
Officer :- yeh bandook nhi tumheri Ijjat tumheri Shaan hai. Maa hai tumhari Maa.
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Officer to Santa.
Yeh tumhare hath me kya hai ?
Santa :- Sir, Yeh Banta ki maa aur hamari Aunty hai...
Agar acha laga toh thoko Like and Share

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Best line 4 a boy to a girl...
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Tu kahe toh tere liye me Duniya chod du..
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Par uska dil kaise todu jo..
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Har roz darwaze par khade hoke kehte hai.
"Beta Shaam Ko Ghar Jaldi Aana"
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A Grand Salute to Mom.
Pls like & Share

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Most Awkward Moment in Boy's Life
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Jab aap Saloon se Bal katwake ghar aate he aur bell bajate hai.
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Ur mom open the door and tells that :- Kahaaa!!! Kahi se toh nhi lag rha ke tune bal katwaye hai..
Bekar mein paisa barbad kiya...

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