User: Morker Vimal

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,
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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!!

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Ek din Galib scooter se jaa rahe the,
Samne 1 bachha aa gaya....
galib ne farmaya
'Ankho me jal rahe hai unki yadoo ke deep,

Hat ja chotu.. peep..peep..peep' !!!

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Din raat msg kar kar k aisa kar dia tum logon ne muje Zalimo..
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Ghar ki ghanti bajne pr b mobile utha leta hoon..

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SHAYARI BY THIEF..

Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume,Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...

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All Iz Well Remix-
Jab Question Paper Ho Out OfControl
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Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold
Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold
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Aeroplane Banake Bol
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I Will Fail
Student Kya Jane Result Ka Kya Hoga,
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Marks Milenge Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga,
Koi Na Jane Apne Marks Ka Kya Hoga,
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Toh Girlfriend Ghumao,
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Paise Udao, Paise Uda Ke Bol,
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Papa All Izz Well!...... :P :D ;)

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Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye,
kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,
sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,
2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"

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1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT,
Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..

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