User: SKS-09090266003

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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

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Are Diwano Muje Pehchano Kaha Se Aaya Mai Hu
Kon?
Mai Hu Kon?
Maihu Mai Hu?
Are Upar Inbox Me Naam Nahi Dekhe Kya?

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Ek Admi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
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or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kese?
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Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

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Ladies driving
Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?
Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein leta hua tha.

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Dad- Beta 5 k baad kya ata h?
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Son- 6,7
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Dad- wah mera brilliant beta..
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Or 6,7 k bad?
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Son- 8,9,10..
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Dad- kya bat h beta,uske bad?
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Son- Gulam, begum, badshah... ..
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Aur sabse bada Akka

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ये जोक पढ़कर आप हँसते हँसते मर सकते हैं :-
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लेकिन साहब, मुझे आपकी फ़िक्र थी इसलिए नहीं लिखा, क्यों बेकार में जान जोखिम में डालना

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Arz hai...
"later d bus longer d que"
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gaur farmaiega
"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d
view"

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Flowers Are Many But Rose Is Special,
Lovers Are Many But Love Is Special.
Days Are Many But Sunday Is Special,
Friends Are Many But U Are Special.!

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Life Starts With Parents
Ends With Partner..
Love Starts With Attraction
Ends With Tears..
But
Friendship Starts With
Understanding
Ends With Death..!

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Fursat Kise Hai Zakhmo Pe Marham
Lagane Ki..
Nigahen Badal Gayi Apne Aur Begane Ki..
Tum Na Chhodna Dosti Ka Haath Kabi..
Warna
Tamanna Na Rahegi Naye Dost Banane Ki..!

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