User: Nand

Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li.
Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Katrina Kaif Ki
Tasaweer Aur Girls K Numbers
Baramad Hoye
Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor
Ghuse Me Cheekha:
"Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?"
Beta Rotay Hoye: "Baba Main Ne To
Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..!"

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A/c ka gulal,
Tax ka rang,
Costing ki pichkari,
Audit ki bhang,
IT ki thandai,
Aur FM ka jaam,
Stdnt ki satrangi toli,
Aur Law ki rangeen boli,
HappyHoli

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Pyaar Ke Rang Se Rango Pichkaari,
Sneh Ke Rang Se Rang Do Duniya Saari,
Ye Rang Jaante Hain Bas Pyaar Ki Boli,
Aapko Hamari Taraf Se Happy Holi.

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Upar Aasman se Tuta Tara,
Usse Dekhar Main Rabb ko Pukara
Rakhe Wo Salamat Aapko Hamesha,
Tute Na Kabhi Ye Pyara Rishta Hamara

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Anil Ambani:- Agar main subah Apni car
mein niklu to shaam tak apni aadhi Zameen
bhi nahi dekh sakta!
Santa:- Hamare paas bhi pehle Aisi hi
khatara car thi.

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A man dies.
In heaven he sees a large Wall full of
Clocks.
He asks angel: "Wht r these 4?"
Angel ansr: "These r Lie Clocks, evry
person has lie clock! Wnevr u lie on
earth, clock moves."
D man points 2wrds a clock n asks:
Whose clock is this?
Angel says: its Mother Teresa 's. It
never moved, showing that she never
told lie.
The man asks: Where is Indian
Politician's clock?
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Angel replies: That's in our office...
we use it as
TABLE FAN!!

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Roj kisi ka intizaar hota hai
Roj yeh dil bekarar hota hai
kash yeh duniya wale samaj pate
ki chup rehane wale ko bi kisi se pyar hota hai.

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1st Frnd: Dekh Maine Naya Mobile
Liya.
2nd Frnd: Waah, Chal Party De,
Me Tuje Gift Dunga.
Shaamko Wo Hotel Gaye(aftr
Dinner)
2nd: Tumne Hotel Me Khane Ka
Intzam Kaise Kiya?
1st Frnd: Mobile Bechke,
Teri Khushi Se Badhkar
Thodi Ku6 Hai?
2nd Frnd: Saale, Muje Pata Tha, Tu
Aisa Hi Karega,
Maine Tera Becha Hua Mobile
Us Dukan Se Le Liya Tha...
Le Teri Gift!
"Zindagi Me Dost Nahi,
Dosto Me Zindagi Hai".

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Furstated professional life
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?
Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office
hours me hee hai...
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya
hu...jitne office me badhe the utne hee
katwaye hai

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Har Dhadkan mein ek Raz hota hain,
Har baat ko batane ka ek Andaz hota
hai,
Jab tak Thokar na lage Bewafai ki,
Har kisi ko apne Pyar par Naz hota
hai…

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