User: FunWorld

Shaadi Ke 7 Sukh:

1. Subah Subah Garam Paani Milega (Bartan Dhone Ke Liye)
2. Pyare Pyare Bacche Milenge (Aapko Gadha Banane Ke Liye)
3. Har Roz Biwi Aapse Pyar Se Bolegi (Ration Lane Ke Liye)
4. Biwi Aapke Baahon Me Baahen Dalegi (Kharcha Pani Ke Liye)
5. Aap Gana Gana Shuru Kar Doge (Baccho Ko Sulane Ke Liye)
6. Wo Roz Taiyar Hokar Samne Ayegi (Shopping Jane Ke Liye)
7. Aapko Bhi Whisky Ka Maza Ayega (Kuch Der Gam Bhulane Ke Liye)

NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE

Like SMS - 85 - SMS Length: 469 Funny SMS

Wife (Seeing Stars): Bataao Wo Kaun Si Cheez Hai...
Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte....?
Husband: Nahi Mai Nahi Bataunga
.
Wife (Smiling): Nahi Bataao Na Plz Darling...
.
.
Husband: Tera Muh.....!!!

Like SMS - 85 - SMS Length: 217 Funny SMS

Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?
.
.
Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Savere Savere Tight.....!!!

Like SMS - 92 - SMS Length: 119 Santa Banta SMS

Doctor: Which Soap U Use...?
Santa: Bajrang Soap, Bajrang Paste,
Bajrang Brush....
Doctor: Is Bajrang An International Company...?
.
.
Santa: No, Bajrang Is My Room Partner....!!!

Like SMS - 85 - SMS Length: 185 Santa Banta SMS

Teacher: Tum Late Kyu Aaye....?
Santa: Mummy Papa Lad Rahe Thay....
Teacher: Wo Lad Rahe Thay To Tum Kyu Late Aaye....?
.
.
Santa: Mera 1 Juta Mummy Ke Pas
Aur Dusra Papa Ke Pas Tha.....!!!

Like SMS - 77 - SMS Length: 195 Funny SMS

Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi.....
Wife: To Kya...?
Husband: To Mai 2 Shaadiyan Aur Kar Sakta Hu....
.
Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai...?
.
.
Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti Hai....!!!

Like SMS - 48 - SMS Length: 207 Funny SMS

Wife: Shaadi Ke Pehle To Tum Mujhe Roz Gift Dete Thay.....
Ab Kyu Nahi Dete..?
.
.
.
.
Husband: Machchali Pakadne Ke Baad Bhi Kya Koi Chara Dalta Hai..!!!

Like SMS - 56 - SMS Length: 160 Funny SMS

Wife: Tumne Kabi Socha Hai Ki Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota..?
.
.
.
Husband: Nahi...!
Maine Kabi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha..!!!

Like SMS - 61 - SMS Length: 145 Funny SMS

Husband: Kal Mere Khwab Me Ek Ladki Aayi Thi.......
Wah..! Kya Ladki Thi...!
.
Wife: Akele Aayi Hogi..?
Husband: Tum Ko Kaise Pata Hai...!
.
.
Wife: Uska Husband Mere Khwab Me Aaya Tha...!!!

Like SMS - 53 - SMS Length: 197 Funny SMS

Santa: Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyu Diya.?
.
.
Banta: Saali Characterless Thi.....!
Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Bacche Bhagwan Se Mangti Hai..!!!

Like SMS - 76 - SMS Length: 143 Santa Banta SMS