Boy was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks boy why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Boy : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler...
Har Rat Ek Naam Yad Aata Hai
Kabhi Subah Kabhi Shyam Yad Aata Hai
Jab Sochte Hai Karle Dusri Mahobbat
Tab Pahli Mahobbat Ka Anjam Yad Aata Hai
Me: Lets play the firetruck game
She: How do you play?
M: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you want me to stop
S: Ok :)
*Few seconds* REDLIGHT!
M: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights ;)