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Added 9 years ago

Boy was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks boy why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Boy : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler...

Like SMS - 51 - SMS Length: 172 Funny SMS
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Added 9 years ago

Har Rat Ek Naam Yad Aata Hai
Kabhi Subah Kabhi Shyam Yad Aata Hai
Jab Sochte Hai Karle Dusri Mahobbat
Tab Pahli Mahobbat Ka Anjam Yad Aata Hai

Like SMS - 49 - SMS Length: 145 Broken Heart SMS
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Added 9 years ago

Me: Lets play the firetruck game
She: How do you play?
M: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you want me to stop
S: Ok :)
*Few seconds* REDLIGHT!
M: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights ;)

Like SMS - 70 - SMS Length: 214 Double Meaning SMS
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