User: sky5racer

Kali Girlfriend Ko Gori Karne Ke 5 Tarike
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Muje Pata tha Tum Zarur
Parhoge. Kali GirlFriend Wale..

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संता ने फेसबुक पर अपना अकाउंट खोला...
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काफी देर तक सोचता रहा के वॉल पर
क्या लिखा जाए...
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फिर उसने लिखा
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.'यहां पेशाब करना मना है'... !!!

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You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between you have to manage...!

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There Is A Lot Of Difference
Between 'Human Being' And 'Being Human'.
But Few Understand It.

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Girl: I'm in a big trouble!
Boy: Why is that?
Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!
Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is
use a trap.
Girl: I don't have one.
Boy: Well then, buy one.
Girl: Can't afford one.
Boy: I can give you mine if you
want.
Girl: That sounds good.
Boy: All you need to do is just use
some cheese in order to make the
mouse come to the trap.
Girl: I don't have any cheese.
Boy: Okay then, take a piece of
bread and put a bit of oil in it and
put it in the trap.
Girl: I don't have oil.
Boy: Well, then put only a small
piece of bread.
Girl: I don't have bread.
Boy: Then what the hell is that
mouse doing at your house..??

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जैसे फिल्मो में भी एक हीरो होता है एक विलेन होता है साथ ही में बॉबी डार्लिंग जैसा भी एक्स्ट्रा करैक्टर होता है,
भारतीय राजनीति में उस करैक्टर को "तीसरा मोर्चा" कहा जाता है
‪#‎ ना‬He में ना She में पाँचों उंगलियां घी में

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1947 Ka Famous SmS....
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BABAJI KA THULLU
Tab mobile tha kya Jo sms hoga?
Tum log bhi na bas pagal ho jate ho mera
Sms padhne k liye... Crazy fans...

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