User: Kundangoyal

Ek baar Santa raat mein Gangubai ke ghar gaya..usne darwaja knock kiya..

Gangubai :- Kaun?

Santa :- Main..

Gangubai :- Main kaun?

Santa :- Are pagli, tu gangubai... :D

Like SMS - 77 - SMS Length: 179 Santa Banta SMS

Bikhare aansoo ke moti pee naa saka,

Teri yaad mein raat bhar so naa saka,

Bheeg naa jaye aankhon mein basi teri tasweer,

Ye soch kar ek pal bhi ro naa saka...! !

Like SMS - 65 - SMS Length: 171 Sad Shayari SMS

Santa ka baap foreign se ghar aaya..

Father:- Tumhari mummy kahan hai ?

Santa:- Padoshi ke sath bhag gai..

Father:- Tumne mujhe bataya kyon nahi?

Santa:- Maine socha tha ki aapko surprise dunga... :p :D

Like SMS - 65 - SMS Length: 214 Santa Banta SMS

Santa or Banta jungle mein potty kar rahe the, tabhi ek sher aa gaya..

Santa : Tu dar raha hai?

Banta : Nahi toooo...

Santa : To saale apni dho naa..meri kyon dho raha hai... :D

Like SMS - 72 - SMS Length: 186 Santa Banta SMS

Izhaar naa ho to pyar kaun karega,

Dost naa ho to khayal kaun karega,

Aye khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,

Warna meri shadi mein daru pee ke bawaal kaun karega..

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Jo mera tha wo mera ho naa paya,

Aankhon mein aansoo the par main ro na paya,

Ek roz usne kaha hum milenge khwabo mein,

Or meri kismat dekho usi raat main so naa paya...

Like SMS - 64 - SMS Length: 178 Love Shayari SMS

Jab tutne lage hosle to bas ye yaad rakhna,

Bina mehnat ke hasil kuch nahi hota,

Dhundh lena andhero mein apni manzil,

Kyoki jugnoo kabhi roshni ka mohtaaj nahin hota...

Like SMS - 64 - SMS Length: 178 Inspirational Quotes SMS

Phir aaj koi gazal uske naam naa ho jaye,

Aaj kahin likhte-likhte sham na ho jaye,

Kar rahe hain intzaar uske Izhaar-E-Mahobbat ka,

Isi intzaar mein kahin sham naa ho jaye,

Nahin lete hain naam unka is dar se,

Sar-E-Aam naam unka badnaam naa ho jaye,

Mangte hain dua jab wo yaad aate hain,

Ki judai mere pyar ka anjaam naa ho jaye,

Soch kar aksar darte hain tanhai mein,

Ki uske dil mein kisi aur ka mukaam naa ho jaye..! !

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Boy:- Tumhari sandal achhi hain..

Girl:- Utaroon kya?

Boy:- Chal pagli,tumhari jeans to isse bhi achhi hai :D

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Dukh mein woh kinara kar gayi,

Hansti hui jindagi ko besahaara kar gai,

Kabhi roka karti thi hamein peene se,

Aaj jane lagi to bottle ki taraf ishara kar gai...

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