User: viplove

Added 7 years ago

Ek 10 saal ka kid bade dhyan se ek
Hindi book pad raha tha, jiska title tha:
"Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe
ho.
Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta
hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara
se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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Added 8 years ago

A good lecture should be like
a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the
subject &
short enough to create
interest.

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Added 8 years ago

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
.
.
.
Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
.
.
.
. Wife: Nasha har gum bhula
deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”

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Added 8 years ago

Kuch aansoo hote hain jo behte nahi,
log apne pyaar ke bina duniya mein rehte nahi,
hum jaante hain aapko bhi
aati hai humaari yaad,
par jaane kyon aap humse kehte nahi…

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Added 8 years ago

Kitna Bebas Hai Insaan Kismat Ke Aage,
Kitne Door Hai Khwaab Hakikat Ke Aage,
Koi Ruki Hui Si Dhadkan Se Puche,
Kitna Tadapta Hai Yeh Dil Mohabbat Ke Aage…

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Added 8 years ago

Bheegi palko ke sang
muskuraate hain hum,
pal-pal dil ko behlaate hain
hum,
aap dooor hain humse to kya
hua..
har saans mein aapki aahat
paate hain hum..

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Added 8 years ago

Teri wafayi ka samundar kisi
or kee liye hoga,
Tere sahil se hum to roz
pyaase hi gujar jate h

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Added 8 years ago

Mohbbat Karne Wale, Na To
Jeete H Na Hi Marte H
Phoolo Ki Chah Mein, Wo
Kanto Par Se Gujarte H

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Added 8 years ago

Meri Chah Hai Naya Saal Ho
Kuch Aisa
Na Ho Jisme Koi Kisi Ka Dil
Dukhane Wala Duniya Mein Nahi Hain Jinka
Koyi
Naya Saal Me Ho Unko Koi Gale
Lagane Wala Ujadi Huyi Aankhe Jinki
Zindagi Me H Andhera
Naya Saal Ho Unhe Dubara
Sapne Dikhane Wala Tanha Aur Udaas Logo K
Aashiyano Mein,
Naya Saal Ho Khushiyo Ki
Barish Karne Wala Dukh, Dard, Dusmani Sab Ko
Mitakar
Naya Saal Ho Sabse Dosti
Karane Wala

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Added 8 years ago

Mujhe Aasmano Mein Udne Ka Shok Hain
Parindo Ke Beech Khelne Ka Shok Hain,
Agar Mjhe Jaanna Ho To Jara Dur Se Hi Jaanna
Mai Parwana Hu Mjhe Aag Me Jalne Ka Shok H

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