Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no
& without ugliness there can be no
so the world needs YOU after all!
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
“You are so beautiful”
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
no missed calls..
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
! U 2
When words are not
To express your feelings....
Dont think you're in LOVE...
You just need to join ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE.
The Sun makes moon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine But
I'm really confused.
Wat makes u shine?
Is it Harpic or Domex...
God saw u Hungry,he created Pizza
He saw u thirsty,he created Pepsi
He saw u in dark,he created light
he saw me without Prob,he created U