User: Yø Yø Labü Sîng

2 countries got independence in 1947 . one country reached mars and other country is still trying to enter India..

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Zuckerberg:Sir,there is a huge scope of digital revolution in India..
NaMo:Pehle ye bata,mujhe itne saare candy crush invites kaun bhejta hai..

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Bilawal-Hum India Se Kashmir Chin Lenge.......Indian Hackers-Bc,Pehle Apni Website Sambhal

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Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi MeinSe Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“

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RABBA DUKH NA DENA MERE DOST KO
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CHAHE MUJHE SUKHO KA PAHAD DEDE
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NAYI CYCLE PAR GHUME DOST MERA
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MUZE BHALE HI PURANI BMW CAR DEDE...

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Police: Humne tumhe,
charo taraf se gher liya hai..!!
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awesome reply by chor-
CHOR: Chalo fir garbaa khelte hai ....

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Bewafai ki saza maut se jyada ho,
bewafao ko rub na chhode,
jaise tune mera dila toda,
ese hi koi tera b dil tode.

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Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..

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Shadi ke Side Effects:---
Wife Ne Pati Ke Gaal Pe ,
Thapad Maar Kar Machhar maar Diya..
Pati Gusse Se- thappad Kyu Maara?
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Wife : Mere Hote Hue Koi Dusra Tumhara Khoon Piye,
Ye Mujhe pasand Nahi... :p :D

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Dil mere seene se chura raha
hai koi
Dur hokar bhi yaad aa raha hai
koi,
Ae khuda mujhe usse ek bar
milade,
Intezar mere liye kar raha hai
koi…

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