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User: Krutika
Santa Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur Dusara Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha..
Bant- Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Santa- Chicken K Sath Roti Kha Raha Hu Navratri Chal Raha Hai Na..
santa- yaar mai prblm mai phas gaya hu?
banta- wo kaise?
santa- biwi makeup kare to kharch bardas nhi hota aur na kare to biwi bardas nhi hoti..
Choti Si Zindagi Me Mushkile Bahut Hai,
Kuch Achche Kuch Bure Qaafile
Bahut Hai.
Haalaat Kuch Bhi Ho Rukna Mat,
Is Safar Ke Baad Manzile Bahut Hai..
Kabhi Kahti Thi Mujhe Ki Koi Duaa Hu
Mai,
Aaj Wo Kah Gyi Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hu
Mai,
Wo Jee Na Pati Thi Lamha Kabhi
Bagair Mere,
Aaj Kahne Lagi Mujhko Ki Ek Saza Hu
Mai,
Yahi Dastoor Hai Aur Aisa Hi Hota
Aaya,
Lagi Mashuq Ki Mehndi Aur Aashiq
Rota Aaya,
Magar Riwaz Bhi Ye Ulta Kar Diya
Maine,
Bina Chahat Kisi Ki Maang Bhar Di
Maine,
Kiya Hai Jo Bhi Ispe Khud Se Hi Khafa
Hu Mai,
Aaj Wo Kah Gayi Mujhko Ki Bewafa
Hu Mai.
banta- tm ladki dekh aye?
santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai.
banta- jara english mai kaho?
santa- English me bole to blackberry..
santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha..
banta- to ab kya hua?
santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?
banta - kya tmhari gaddi sahi halat mai hai.
santa- bilkul! horn ko chod kr baki sari chije shor krti hai.
santa- tujhe apna laptop bada krwana hai?
banta- haan yaar.
santa- to phir ishme window hatwa k darwaja install krwa le..
boy to frnd : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di.
Frnd : Kyun?
Boy : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
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Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
