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ziNdagi me kuchh Na mila hum ko to kya gum hai!

aapko ek sms mila ye kya kam hai?

aapke dil me chhoti si jagah paa-li ,

to wo jagah Tajmahal se kam hai..!

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karNi mujhe khuda se kuch fariyaad baki hai

hame uNse karNi kuch baat baki hai.

maut aayegi to keh deNge zara ruk,

abhi mere yaar se ek mulaqaat baki hai.

Like SMS - 73 - SMS Length: 163 Waiting For Love

HoNthoN ki muskurahat ka ye 'manzar' na milega,

'moti' ye kisi ship ke aNdar Na milega,

hamare Pyar ko 'oss' ki booNd Na samajhNa..,

pyar ka tumhe aisa 'samaNdar' Na milega..!

Like SMS - 66 - SMS Length: 184 Love SMS

Pyar Vyar To Ek Bahana Hai

Dil Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai

Ye Style Hai Sab Aashiqon Ka,
Kya Karein Yaar,

Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi Imran Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai.!

Like SMS - 80 - SMS Length: 171 Romentic Funny SMS

SapNo ki raat sajake rakheNge,

chaNdNi raat ki NazroN se chhupake rakheNge.

agar meri takdeer mere sath hogi to,


har jaNam me hum aapk apNa baNake rakheNge...!

Like SMS - 71 - SMS Length: 170 Love SMS

Ek diN jab hum duNiya se chale jaayeNge.

mat soNchna ki hum aapko bhool jaayeNge.

bus ek baar aasmaaN ki taraf dekhNa..

mere sms sitaaroN par likhe Nazar aayeNge...!

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arz kiya hai...

class me master ji sharab liye baithe haiN,


aur bachche itNe haraami saale glass liye baithe haiN..!

Like SMS - 59 - SMS Length: 124 Funny SMS

RulaaNa har kisi ko aata hai

par hasaaNa kisi kisi ko aata hai.

Rula ke jo maNale wo sachcha "YAAR" hai

aur jo rula ke khud roye wo aapka "PYAR" hai..!

Like SMS - 57 - SMS Length: 160 Nice Saying SMS

Teacher-bataao GaNga kahaN se Nikalti hai aur kahaN jaake milti hai?

StudeNt-sir, GaNga school ke bahaaNe ghar se Nikalti hai aur park me sagar se milti hai..!

Like SMS - 57 - SMS Length: 162 Funny SMS

arz kiya hai..

gum hai
taNhai hai
dard hai
ruswaai hai

zaalimo ab to sms karo,
kya Govt. Ne meri yahi Duty lagaai hai?

Like SMS - 50 - SMS Length: 128 Funny SMS