Alok Nath SMS

Lungi dance by Alok babuji..
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Dhoti ko thoda round ghumake,
Pandit k jaisa tika lagake,

Coconut ko rassi
lagake
Aa jao sare mood banake..

All the Babuji fans
'samdhanji'

dont miss the chance-

Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya
Daan

Mandir me jab ye bhajan lagega,
havan k paas aana padega,

Dhoti ko uthana padega,
Aarti krke dikhana padega..

All the Babuji fans

'samdhanji..'

dont miss the chance-

Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya
Daan

Night jaagran me aya mai to,
mujhko rokega kon aur kayko

Mera mood mai Kanyadaan karega-
kisi ladki k daddy se ni darega..

Jisko aashirwad lena h le lo-idhar hi mai
khada pair pakad lo..

Mandir me jake pujari ko puchlo,
mere bare me 'Alok Nath Memes' pe padh lo..

Kanya Daan Kanya Daan Kanya Daan Kanya
Daan ... !! \m/

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Jab tak hai jaan - Alok Nath Version
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Meri Samdhan Ji Ke Sath Namkeen Mastiyan,
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan ,
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
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Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
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Mere Banaye Rishte Ka Majak Udana,
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
Mere Upar Gaane Banana,
Nahi Maaf Karunga Mai .
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
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Mandiron Me Mera Bedhadak Aarti Gaane Se ,
Baat Baat Pe Bevajah Aashirwad Dene Se, Dhoop aur Agarbatti Jalane Se Mohabbat Karunga Mai,
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Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
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Mere Trolls Banane Walon Se,
Mera Yun Majak Banane Se,
Mere Beraham Trends Se,
Nafrat Karunga Mai,
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Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,

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Bahu : I am going to supermarket
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Aloknath: Take my sanskaar
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Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo
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Aloknath: Arre I mean my son's car.

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Alok Nath Goes to a medical shop and asks for condom
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Salesman:- Which Flavour Sir?
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Alok Nath :- Haldi Chandan!

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ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4
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Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj
Nikle Charon Aur....
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Irade Hain Kanyadaani
Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon
Kanyadaan Karne
Aaj Chale Hain Hum.

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Yo Yo Honey Singh is going to start singing Bhajan and dharmik geet after his Sakshatkar with Alok Nath.

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When you type Alok Nath on Google search,
“I’m feeling Lucky” changes
to
“I’m feeling Sanskari”.

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When Alok Nath was born,
Doctor gave him to his father and said
"Mubarak Hon, Betiyon Ka Baap Huwa Hai".

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When Alok Nath was born doctor said, “Badhaai Hon, Babuji Huye Hey”.

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When Alok Nath plays temple run, he runs TOWARDS the temple.

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