Sardar SMS

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Sardar Ji Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi…
Kya Kehti Hai… ?
Kehti Hai,
‘I LOVE U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai

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1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?

2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi
shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji..

Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..!

Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay,
fir mein teri asal maarta hu'

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Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining.

Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty.

Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.

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Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai..

Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai

Man:wo kaise?

Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

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Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he

Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

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Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !

Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !:-P:

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Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !

Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !:-P:-D

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4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The,
2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone,
Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha.

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