Sardar SMS

Added 7 years ago

सरदार गहरी सोंच में था...
पत्नी: "क्या सोच रहे हो?"
सरदार : "ये ZEE NEWS वालों को कैसे पता चलता है?"
पत्नी: क्या?
सरदार: यही कि
,
"आप देख रहे है ज़ी न्यूज़

Like SMS - 48 - SMS Length: 355 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

Sardar Ji Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi…
Kya Kehti Hai… ?
Kehti Hai,
‘I LOVE U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai

Like SMS - 42 - SMS Length: 158 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 8 years ago

1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?

2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi
shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

Like SMS - 98 - SMS Length: 149 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 8 years ago

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji..

Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..!

Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay,
fir mein teri asal maarta hu'

Like SMS - 80 - SMS Length: 172 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 8 years ago

Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining.

Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty.

Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.

Like SMS - 75 - SMS Length: 155 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 8 years ago

Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai..

Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai

Man:wo kaise?

Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

Like SMS - 88 - SMS Length: 149 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 8 years ago

Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he

Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

Like SMS - 84 - SMS Length: 167 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 8 years ago

Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !

Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !:-P:

Like SMS - 50 - SMS Length: 161 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 8 years ago

Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !

Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !:-P:-D

Like SMS - 79 - SMS Length: 165 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 8 years ago

4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The,
2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone,
Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha.

Like SMS - 84 - SMS Length: 152 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next »
Jump to Page

SMS Language

Both SMS