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"आप देख रहे है ज़ी न्यूज़
Sardar Ji Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi…
Kya Kehti Hai… ?
Kehti Hai,
‘I LOVE U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai
1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?
2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi
shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji..
Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..!
Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay,
fir mein teri asal maarta hu'
Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining.
Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty.
Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.
Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai..
Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
Man:wo kaise?
Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!
Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he
Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.
Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !
Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !:-P:
Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !
Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !:-P:-D
4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The,
2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone,
Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha.