Rajnikanth Jokes sms

Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…

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Once Rajnikant Was Angry
And He Was Standing On A Beach
Of Tamilnadu
He Kicked A Stone In Water
Now The Stone Is Known As..
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"SRI LANKA"

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Once mutated spider bit RAJNIKANTH and that spider is now,,
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Spider-KANTH.
;-)

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Once Rajanikant Decided To
Stare At The Sun
The Sun Got Scared And Hid
Itself Behind The Moon..
Later This Situation Was Named
As..
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"SOLAR ECLIPSE"

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Once Rajnikant played FM in
mobile
1 Alien came at RAJNI’s home
frm sum galaxy n rqustd,
Mere ladke ki board exams
he.
thoda dheere bajao na

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ek baar ek din rajnikant ne ek khet karida aur char well khudwaya
pta
hi
kyu
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.kairem board khelne ke liye

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Best Of Rajnikant :-

One day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
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Next day . .
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Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!:)

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World Cup 2015 Groups
Group A:
India,Pak,Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland
Group B:
Rajnikanth

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Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!

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Once Rajnikanth was doing horse riding without horse
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today his this trick is known as
"GANGNAM STYLE"

MIND IT!!!!!!!!!

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