CID Jokes SMS

Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.

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Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..

Wah Wah

Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.

ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.

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Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

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Good Morning Ke
Baad AfternoonHua Hai,
Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

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Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

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mummy say to baby- beta so ja nahi to
gabbar aa jayega...
Acp say to daya- daya gadi jaldi bhaga
nahi to khuni bhag jayega...

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Disco baar me kyu hai dhamal.
.
Disco baar me kyu hai dhammal.
.
Acp: Daya surkshit kale mere bal
vasmol ne kiya kmal

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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
.
Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
.
ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna
Jail main.

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LETEST FOR CID FANS,
A for apple B for banana wah wah!
A for apple B for banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye daya Goli mat chalana.

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8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest....
8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest ...
acp pradyuman kheta h
u r under arrest....

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