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Marriage SMS
I One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love
with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in love again and again.
Love is like a long sweet dream
& marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dream until your
alarm wakes U up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
.
.
1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.
Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
.
.
.
Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
.
And
.
Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out.
Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
.
Boyfriend: 2
1 Tum
or 1 wo upar
.
After Meriage
.
Wife:
Chand kitny hoty hain?
.
Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy. !
Roses r red, Sky is blue,
i love one, that is u...
After marriage:
.
Roses r dead,i have flu,
dont come near,
Door Reh Tu..
Wife::Tum rat ko sotay mein mjhe galian de rahy thay??
.
Husbnd:Nahi! Tumhen galat fehmi hui hai
.
Wife: kesi galat fehmi??
.
Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha
Kisi ki Yaad aye - Yaad karo
Zyada aaye - SMS karo
Aur Zyada aaye - PHONE karo
Aur b Zyada aaye - MILO
Use b Zyda aaye - Pyar karo
Usse b Zyada aaye - Shadi karo.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.
Pakistan Me Shadiyan
Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti Hain
Isliay Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hai
Ghoongat Uthane K Bad
.
Ya To
.
Ashwariya
.
Ya Phr
.
Jaysuriya...
Wife:Suna He K janat Me Husband k sath WIFE ko nahi rhne dete
.
HUSBAND!
sahi suna he
.
Wife:
Aisa Kyun ?
.
Husband:Arey Pagli Isi liye To Usy Janat Kehte Hein.
