Pj Jokes

साला इंडिया में जितने रेलवे फाटक है।
उससे ज्यादा लड़कियो के नाटक है।

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Swiss Bank Soon To Open An ATM In Tihar Jail... :-P

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Raj Kumar Hirani Made #pk Because He Could Not Make Amir Khan Remove His Pant In 3 Idiots... :-D

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आज की तारीख में वही सब लोग इंजिनियर हैं जिन्होंने बचपन में सोचा था की बड़े होकर क्रिकेटर बनेंगे ।

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Teacher :What do u call a person who cannot hear?

Sardar:U cn cal him anything ,bcoz he cannot hear!

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संता: अगर चाइनीज़ लड़की किसी लड़के का दिल चुराले तो उसे क्या कहेंगे ?

बंता: "मन" चुरीयन..!!

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Aapko pataa hai ki Popcorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchhalte kyun hai?

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Nahi pata ..?

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Kabhi khud baith kar dekhna ..

Pata chal jayega …

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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