Bachpan me pucha gaya sabse
jyada sawal,
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"Bade hokar kya karna chahte ho
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Aaj jakar uska jawab mila ..
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Firse Bachpan Jeena chahte hai..
Ek BACHPAN ka ZAMANA tha,
khushiyo ka khazana tha..
Chahat Chaand ko pane ki,
DIL titli ka Diwana tha..
khabar na thi kuch Subah ki,
Na Shaam ka thikana tha..
Thak-haar ke aana school se,
Par khelne bhi jana tha..
Dadi ki kahani thi,
Pariyo ka fasana tha..
zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile
-dhokha
jo muskil se mile
-khushi
aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
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ab main apni taarif khud kaise karu.
Dil agar ''CPU''hota to yaadon ko ''SAVE'' kr lete,
dimag mein agar ''PRINTER'' hota to khayalon ki
''PRINT OUT'' nikal dete,
dharkan me agar ''PEN DRIVE'' hoti to zindagi ka
''BACK- UP'' le lete,
mann jo ''BLUETOOTH'' hota to baaton ko
''TRANSFER'' kar lete,
aankhein me jo ''WEBCAM'' hota to tasviro ko
''RECEIVE'' ke lete,
kaaaas !
Zindagi ek ''COMPUTER'' hoti to use bhi ''RESTART''
kar lete.
Nalayk bano to aise bano
K
jis din kitab kholo
to
khud kitab k panne tumse puche-
"Beta aaj tabiyat to theek h na ya Bhaang pi rakhi h"
SPEED is calculated as 'Miles per hour'.
But
Life is calculated as "SMILES per Hour"
So increase ur SMILE And get Extra milage in life.
Mujhe Na "Huqum" Ka "Ikka" Banna Hai
Na "Begum" Ka "Baadshah",
Hum "Joker" Hi Achhe Hain..
Jiske Naseeb Mein Aayenge,
"Baazi" Palat Denge !
Ramzan k dino hm ghr se isliye nahi
nikle
log roza na tor de
eid ka chand samajh kr
Miss Call Ek Masti Hai'
Ye SMS Se Zyada Sasti Hai..
Neend Ko Bhagati H Khoon Ko Jalati H DiMaG Ko Pakati H'or Aap Ko Humari Bus yad dilati h
Pani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna apun ka style,
Fukat ka message padna Aap ka style..