MOSAM SHABAB KA,
NASHA SHARAB KA,
PARDA JANAB KA,
AUR RANG GULAB KA,
IN SAB SE HASEEN,
IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..
MENDAK TALAAB KA.
PLEDGE collge boys:
India is my nation
Girls are my destination
Dating is my occupation
Sighting is my profession In between,
wat the hell is dis Education..
A BiG pOt FuLl Of WaTeR
cAn bE eMpTiEd By
A sMaLl HoLe ..
EvEn
A lItTlE aNgEr Or EgO
wIlL bUrN uP
aLl tHe NoBiLiTy Of A gOoD hEaRt ..
StAy CaLm n CoOl (=
It's Amazingly Amazing That
The Amount Of News That Happens In The Country & Rest Of The World Everyday
Alwayz Just Exactly Fits The News Paper .. :d ;->
A face can speak 1000 emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels,
Don't be fooled by the happiest face.
It may be masking the most hurting heart.
Maths Magic:
Ur cell nmbr's
last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The last
2 no. is
ur age &
1st no. is
ur cell's last no
JUST TRY IT!
|.. LoVeLy ThOuGht ..|
Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say..
But The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out Which 10% To Listen To.. ;->
I may nt b ur PEPSI, Choice of new generation
I may nt b ur COKE, Only d real thing
Or Ur NIDO, World's No.1 But
I can b ur REXONA, I won't let U down 4 sure (:
Height Of Smartness..
Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. Fools Are Always Confident. ! !
Student: Are U Sure Sir. ?? ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink. One day,
you'll lose all ur friends, They will all die & you'll be left alone.
So, Start smoking.