Double Meaning SMS

Me: Lets play the firetruck game
She: How do you play?
M: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you want me to stop
S: Ok :)
*Few seconds* REDLIGHT!
M: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights ;)

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Question: Aisa Kya Hai Jise Bina Hilaye
Dulaye Upar-Niche Kiya Ja Sakta Hai?
Answer: Taapmaan (Temperature)
Abe Hamesha Galat Hi Mat Socha Karo,
Kabhi Kabar Sharif Bhi Ban Jaana Chahiye.

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Kehte Hain Larki K Hath Me
Barkat
Hoti Hy Bilkul Sahi Hy!
Q K 3
Inch Ki
Chiz Hath Mein Do To 9 Inch Ki
Kr Deti Hai .
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Jese
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Alwys Think Positive Yaar!!

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Vo Soti Rahi Main Karta Raha,
Intzaar Us Ke Jagne Ka;
Abhi Uske Haath Me Rakha Hi
Tha Ke Choot Gaya,
Phool Gulab Ka;
Usne Kaha Piche Se Nahi Aage Se Karo,
Deedar Mere Husn-e-shabab Ka;
Usne Kaha Bada Maja Aata H
Jab Andar Jata Ha,
Kano Me Ek Ek Lafz Tere Pyar Ka.

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Lady To Rikshwalla
"...Under Tak Jaayega?"
Rikshawalla "Bilkul Jaayega Madam
Aapke Liye Toh Khada Kiya
Hai."
Lady "Thik Hai Toh,
Ghumake Phicche Se Le Lo.."

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Dil kholo pyaar lo,
Dimaag kholo gyaan lo,
Aankhen kholo khwaab lo,
Honth kholo muskaan lo,
Kapde kholo, or..
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NAHA lo yaar !
Soch badlo,
Desh badlega.

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English Class
Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi...

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Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi
Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar
Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki
Undergarments Mein Likha
Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. T
ested By
CHAND & SONS

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boy to frnd : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di.
Frnd : Kyun?
Boy : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge

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Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
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Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

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