3 bad girls r talking to eachother...,,
1st:- :)Aaj maine hmare tution vale sir k tabel pr ek condom pda dykha..!
2nd:- :D haan or maine usme ek hole kr dia..!
3rd:- kminio :( mujhy mrva dia..!!!
Phone Baja
Husband: Agar Phone
Mere Liye Ho To Kehna
Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu.
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Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain..
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Husband: Mene Mana
Kiya Tha Na, Mana Kar
Dena..
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Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi
Mera Tha…:p
Samajh Me Aa Gya Ho To
Like Karo.
Pita: Beti Tu Mujhe Bata de
K Tere Pet Me Jo Baccha He
Wo Kiska He?
Beti: Agar Aapko 25 Kele Khilakar
Puche K Aapko Sardi Kis Kele Se
Hui To Kya Aap Bata Payenge..
Chawala sapney me dekhta hai k us ke 11 bache ho gaye or wo sabhi
11 Bache Shor Kr Rhe The
1Bacha dande Se TkTk Krta guzra
Chawla:BETA Dnde pe Rabar Lgalo Awaz Nhi Ayegi.
Chhota chawla: Arey bapu Yo Kam taney kia hota to itna Shor na hota.
Nadaan hai kitni Woh,
Kuch Samjhti hi Nahi
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Seene Se Lipat k Puchti hai,
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Ye Neeche Se kya Chubh Raha hai..??
Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya Hila
dunga Teri Chahat me..
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Patni- Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila
nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge.
Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli –
Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai,
Kirayedar bhe aa gaye hai.
Pregnant Lady Boli – Mistri khali hai. Tere ghar bhej du kya?
1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.
Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!
Foreigners Laugh On Indians With Name Like Hardik....
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And
Indian Laugh On Foreigners With Name Like Randy..:-D