Double Meaning SMS

School main aik Fail student
k PAPA Teacher say:
"Madam thora aap tight rakho,
Thora main zor lagata hun,
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Umeed hai iss saal bacha nikal he jayega.
Inko samajh ayi wo Like kare,
Baaki bachay POGO daikhen. ..
Bigde shehzaade.

Like SMS - 198 - SMS Length: 243 Double Meaning SMS

Use Dekh Kar Pakadne Ko Dil Chahata...
Pakad Kar Dabane Ko Dil Chahata...
Daba Kar Chuse Ne Ko Ko Jee Chahata
Hai Kya Kare Yaar...
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Aam Ka Season Saal Mein Ek Baar Hi To Aata Hai...

Like SMS - 85 - SMS Length: 231 Double Meaning SMS

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Like SMS - 70 - SMS Length: 188 Double Meaning SMS

Sehwag Ki Biwi Ne Talaq Manga
Judge : Talaq Kyu..?
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Wife : Aate Hi Shot Lagana Shuru
Kar Deta Hai Aur Jaldi Out Ho Jata
Hai
Ball Ki Taraf To Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!

Like SMS - 67 - SMS Length: 166 Double Meaning SMS

Dhabe Pe Pati Ne 1 Banana Shake
And Patni Ne 2 Mosami Juice Peeye..
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Counter Pe Payment Ke Time Waiter
Ne Awaaz Di..
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Bhaiya Ka 1 Kela Aur Bhabhi Ji Ka
2 Mosami Kaat Lena..!

Like SMS - 67 - SMS Length: 182 Double Meaning SMS

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke.
Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi
Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main
"Late Gayi"
Thi...

Like SMS - 59 - SMS Length: 133 Double Meaning SMS

Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jin
me se 3 mazedar ye hain
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1. Pencil se

2. Pen se

3. Marker se

Kabhi to sidha socha kar
Happy Sunday

Like SMS - 63 - SMS Length: 172 Double Meaning SMS

Miss (school me)- jo bachha hame 1 se 10 tk ginti sunayega use hm hath par ek kiss denge,aur jo 100 tk sunayega use gaal par 2 kiss denge.
Ek bachha bola- miss tb to bistar laga lo.
Miss- kyo?
Bachha- hame to puri book yad h.

Like SMS - 62 - SMS Length: 232 Double Meaning SMS

Padh lo ab ..!!!
Ek ladki ko english bolne ka bahut shouk tha.

shadi ki 1st night pe usse pata chala ke uske patti ka ek pair nhi hai.
Woh ghar aa ke apni maa se boli mom mere husband ka sirf ek foot hai.
Maa heran ho ke boli,, hey Bhagwan,, beti aur tuje kitna bada chahiye?

Like SMS - 87 - SMS Length: 285 Double Meaning SMS

Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale
Dekh Kar
Jaten Hai,
then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki
Se Puchti
Hai.
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Maa: “ Beti, Ladka
Pasand
Aya..........?”
Beti:“ Ladka To Theek
Hai,
Par Thoda Chota Hai. ”
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Maa:“Beti , TV 14 Inch
Ka Ho Ya 29
Inch Ka,
Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi
Hota Hai.
jo smjh gya thoko like.

Like SMS - 144 - SMS Length: 324 Double Meaning SMS