Double Meaning SMS

Ladki ki Lo

Ya
Aurat ki Lo

Jawan ki Lo

Ya
Buddhi ki

Jiski bhi Mile

Le Lo



Qki



Pata Nhi Kab









KisKi
"DUA"
Kaam aa jaye.
or
Zindgi badal jaye.

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Old Couple went to Dubai...

Man Got into romantic Mood & said

"Dear pehle room pe chale ya Burj Khalifa pe ?

Wife:"ROOM hi chalo ,

Burj Khalifa to kal bhi KHADA Rahega"

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Barsat Ki Raat,..Bhigi Ladki,..Bhiga Badan,...Bhige Hoth,..Bhigi Julfein,..Bhige Kapde,..Sundar Or Akeli....Use Dekhkar pappu ne bola:-.....

..Ye Kal 100% Bimar Padegi.

kabhi acha bhi soch liya karo

har tym gandi baat soch bdlo tbhi toh desh badlega

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Its not that.. ‘Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai’

But.. Its real meaning is that ‘Sab’ ‘Bra’ ‘Ka’ ‘Fal’ meetha hota hai.

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Question of The Day..
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Delhi me rahe wale dil wale kehte hai..
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Toh..
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London me rahen wale ko kya kahenge ???

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Sunny Leone at shooting -
Ufff Kitni Gharmi Hai...
Aise Lag Raha Hai Kissi Bade Fan Ke Niche Jaake So Jaau !!!
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Spot Boy :
Mam, Main Aapka Bahut Bada Fan Hu...!!!

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The story of BOY N GIRL.....
G:Yaar bahut dard ho raha hai......
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B:Ghabra o mat kuch nhi hoga......
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G:Toh phir jaldi karo na,,,mujhse aur nahi hoga....
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B:Bas abhi hone wala hai....
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G:Agar koi dekh liya toh...
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B:koi nahi dekhega...
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..Sayad yeh aanguthi hi choti hai.....HA HA HA......

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Taange Utha Ke Karo, Taange Faila Ke
Karo;
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo, Aagge
Peechay Dono Taraf Karo;
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos
Hoga...
Oye, I am talking about Yoga!

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A Girl Asked Pappu !!!
Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke
Paas 4 Hai Aur Mere Paas 2 Hai?






Pappu: Legs.
Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari
Paint Ke Andar Hai Aur Meri
Salwar Ke Andar Nahi Hai?





Pappu: Paise.
Girl: Woh Kya Jo Log Din Me Lene
Ke Bajay Raat Me Bistar Pe Lete Hai?





Pappu: Neend.




Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Ladki Pahli
Bar Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?





Pappu: Kaan Me Chhed,



Moral: Aap Bhi Apni Niyat Pappu Ki
Tarah Saaf Rakhen.

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What is the most popular word that starts with F Ends with K
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THINK
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Its FacEBooK.
Apne ne jo socha wo v 2nd most popular hai....

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