Double Meaning SMS

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study.

Like SMS - 27 - SMS Length: 175 Double Meaning SMS

JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
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U Dirty MiNd
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AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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BAkrA...

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 161 Double Meaning SMS

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa,
main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon
lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi,
is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main..
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"BISCUT" k bina nhi rah skti thi. :-)

Like SMS - 31 - SMS Length: 324 Double Meaning SMS

A short thing
it's get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 160 Double Meaning SMS

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ...AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay.

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 205 Double Meaning SMS

Boyfriend : I want to kiss you.. !
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Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho
jaungi..
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Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant????
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girlfriend : Kyon ki jab m ek bar
shuru ho jati hu toh
m apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti ...
.. Bhagwan aisi gf har kisi ko de

Like SMS - 105 - SMS Length: 266 Double Meaning SMS