Double Meaning SMS

Beautiful quote..
There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different...

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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? I am Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

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Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

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1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
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Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

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Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
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Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.

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Raat Bhar wo nahi aayee.
hum hila hila ke so gaye.
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Dirty Mind !! Wo Bijli thi jo aayi Nahin aur
wo Pankha tha jo hum hila hila k sogay.

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Parde aur panty mai kya diff hai?
Jab parda niche gira diya jaye to show khatam hota hai
aur panty niche ho jaye to show shuru hota hai.

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Do you know why indian girls
Put chunni on their suit.
Kyonki bhartiya parampara ke anusaar
Khane peene ki cheezo ko
Dhak kar rakhna chahiye.

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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo...

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Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

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