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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,
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Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn.

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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he
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Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he-
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phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen-
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lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana,
onfidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na
nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata.
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ATM CARD
atm machine se.

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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki
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JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar.

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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Diagram in a book was not clear..
So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced
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"Dont look at a book Figure,
Look at my Figure!!"

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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
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Mangta hoon to deti nahi...
jawab mere salwal ka..
Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..
Rom rom jazbat ka..
khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....
balo me fool gulab ka...
dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..
patta patta gulab ka...

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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Home Basic Rules
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary!

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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

2 kids were lying 2gether on a bed sharing the same blanket.
1st: Mai ek larka ho. Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjh nhn pta.
1st: Acha w8 (ye keh kr wo blanket k andar gaya aur thori dair bad nika) "tm larki ho"
2nd: Tmhai kesay pata
1st: Q k mai ny blue socks pehnay hain aur tm nay pink.
APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !

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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
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KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU,
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AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA...
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TUMHE BUKHAAR HAY. TUMHARE HATH KAFI GARAM HO RHAY HAY..!!

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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

c(""") c(""")
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$peciaL TEA
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Ek mere leye
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Aur
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dosri b mere leye.
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Tum Chahye To Apni Bana K Pio.

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Kinjal Posted In Special SMS
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smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
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It's keeping ur mouth shut.
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But I like the way U think!

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