Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To
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Woh Kaise?
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Ldka Ldki Se Kehta
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Hello Madam
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PAPPI TA DO.
GOnD nEwS
nOkIa n73 fReE
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WIth 1 kG .
TOmAto . . .
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BUy 1 kG.
TAmAtO
OnLy FOr
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rS. 12,950.
I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.
sirf ye conform krna tha.
log pta nahi kia smj lety hain.
Aap se
Aik
Special
Bat
Karni hai
Koi
Paas
To nahi
Zara akely ho
Jao
or
Kisi
Ko
Na btana
Warna
Koe
Bhi
Masla
Ban
Sakta hai
Ghor
Se suno
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Jaldi Say
"spicysms.in" visit karo.
Hamesha,
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Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
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Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
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Apne alfaz me baat kro.
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Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
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Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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"Kanjar kise di nai manda"
Wo kya hay jo Kabhi Patla aata hay, to Kabhi Mota?
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Aray Bhaiyya Kela...
Pata nhi kya kya sochte rehte ho.
Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay,
or Entertain Ho Jatay hO?
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Think.?
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"MR.BEAN"
U dirty mind
ramzan mai tu acha socho beghairto.
1 girl ask 2 pappu
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wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
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pappu : legs..
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Girl : wo kia hai jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi hai?
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Pappu : paisay..
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Girl : wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?
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Pappu : neend puri kartai hain..
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Girl : wo kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
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Pappu : Kan mai chaid...
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MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain
Thanks papu.
TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi
Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy
Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi
Tm use kiss krogy jb wo krib akr kahegi
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Papa...
Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.