A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Over Smart
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Pehle usne utari saari.
Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.
Phir diya blouse utar
Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar
Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar.
Wife-meri b*a utaro
Husband-ye le
Wife-ab p*n*y bhi utaro
Husband-ye bhi le
Wife- "khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne.
Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy"
Oh yess... What a life!"
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.
Chooso
Chooso
Daba daba k chooso
Dono hathon main Le k chooso
Choos Choos k Chooso.
Happy Mango Season.
Kareena has small.
Rakhi has big.
Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
What's that?
The letter 'R'
But I like the way u think.
Hath me lo
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Ab thook lagao
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Ab kapde se rub karo
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Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao!!!
Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi......
Mat Dabao....
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....
Message Khatm!!!