Double Meaning SMS

Hotel me 1 couple dinner kar rha tha.
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko diya.
pas betha baba bola:rabba je sadi v janani hundi
"sunu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi".

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Yaad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye.
Aur thora sa andar janay par tum bohat roye thy.
Aur
Tumhary Doctor ne kaha b

Like SMS - 41 - SMS Length: 149 Double Meaning SMS

Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?..
aik larka hota hy,
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wo keechd mai gir jata hy? ? ?.
Ganddaaa;-)

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Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,
Din raat maaroon,
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,
1 jaga 8-10 maaroon,
Maarta rahun,
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun.

Like SMS - 43 - SMS Length: 171 Double Meaning SMS

Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
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BOLO KYA?
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Dirty Mind ...... It is ..... TOOTH BRUSH.

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Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge???
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Ans : Mother-Bored.

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Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina.
Boy2: Oh! I know her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the Hell...
Boy2: Two years ago, In the Management Class.

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Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha Hy
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"Choukidaar"
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na Be-Ghairat Aadmi.

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Hate but LOVE more!
Argue but AGREE more!
Talk but LISTEN more!
Punish but FORGIVE more!
Then "U" will love people
But
people will "LOVE U" more.

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Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!

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