Double Meaning SMS

SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

This is an Adult Joke!
(If You are under 18 years please don't go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it)
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Elections Aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING) So Pls do vote.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se.....
kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.
He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing Sleeveless
Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing Sleeves & Backless
Rs100 to 3rd who was wearing Sleeveless, Backless and a Mini Skirt
He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one...
Why???
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U Dirty mind...
She had the ticket!!!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Sang-e-Marmar sa Tarasha gora badan,
Uff
Nasheela sa pighalta shabaab
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Honton se lagao to kashish kesi hai,
mmmmuuaah.
Kambakht ye Ice Cream cheez he aisi hai.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Sardar: Aj ghar jatay hi main apni BV ka underwear utaar dun ga.
Friend : Sardar ji aj to baray mood main ho..?
sardar: Nahi Yaar,
Kafi tight hai mujhay.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Garmi se Bachnay ka Tareeqa....
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Agar aapko pata chalay to mujhe bhi bata dena...

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!
Niche pucha,Andar nahi Pucha tha!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Dad went to school to get son"s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Main nay jab us ko hath lagaya to wo bohat Sakht Garam thi.
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Phir Majboorun us Garam Seet pay Baith k Bike chala parra.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Moonh meetha karna hai toh??
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kiss
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Kissh-Mish KHAAO!

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