This is an Adult Joke!
(If You are under 18 years please don't go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it)
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Elections Aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING) So Pls do vote.
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se.....
kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.
He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing Sleeveless
Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing Sleeves & Backless
Rs100 to 3rd who was wearing Sleeveless, Backless and a Mini Skirt
He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one...
Why???
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U Dirty mind...
She had the ticket!!!
Sang-e-Marmar sa Tarasha gora badan,
Uff
Nasheela sa pighalta shabaab
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Honton se lagao to kashish kesi hai,
mmmmuuaah.
Kambakht ye Ice Cream cheez he aisi hai.
Sardar: Aj ghar jatay hi main apni BV ka underwear utaar dun ga.
Friend : Sardar ji aj to baray mood main ho..?
sardar: Nahi Yaar,
Kafi tight hai mujhay.
Garmi se Bachnay ka Tareeqa....
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Agar aapko pata chalay to mujhe bhi bata dena...
Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!
Niche pucha,Andar nahi Pucha tha!
Dad went to school to get son"s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!
Main nay jab us ko hath lagaya to wo bohat Sakht Garam thi.
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Phir Majboorun us Garam Seet pay Baith k Bike chala parra.
Moonh meetha karna hai toh??
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Kissh-Mish KHAAO!