GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
.
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
.
GIRL:
Tum
.
.
Tum
.
.
Doosri Icecream Le Lena!
America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai.
.
America me log english bolte hain,
Aur karachi me urdu.
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.
.
.
.
Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.
Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,
iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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.
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.
Girl: O Bhai Jaan! Zara side pe hona
Boy: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse kyu karti ho?
Ya to 'BHAI' bolo
Ya phr "JAAN" kaho.
It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch...... haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha.
Hum Aaye
.
Humne Khola
.
Humne Nikala
.
Humne Dala
.
Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
.
OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
.
Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha
.
A.T.M CARD
Girl: What Do You Like In Me?
Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It.
Girl: Whattt??
Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes.
It's Really Beautiful..
Bhuka piyasa muh latkaye,
Zuban ko honto par latkaye,
Kohni tek kar sar tikaye,
Apni ankhe niche jhukaye,
Baitha kyu tha??
Ab mai samjha..
.
Intezaar tha tujhe sirf
Mere sms ka ....
Bazaar wali Nazuk si,
Office wali Naram Naram,
Mohallay wali Patli si,
Ghar wali Garma Garam,
Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??