Double Meaning SMS

hachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

Like SMS - 41 - SMS Length: 174 Double Meaning SMS

Pehlay gallay lagao
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phir kiss karo
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phir bistar pe litaao
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phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
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agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Like SMS - 39 - SMS Length: 171 Double Meaning SMS

Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne
suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke
Rs 25,000 diye..
Dulhan itne sare paise
dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:
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Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya...?

Like SMS - 41 - SMS Length: 166 Double Meaning SMS

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!

Like SMS - 40 - SMS Length: 179 Double Meaning SMS

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
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Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
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Larka Kis Ka ?
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Larki Apni Bhen
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Ki
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Bhains Ka...

Like SMS - 39 - SMS Length: 145 Double Meaning SMS

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
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Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
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Always Think POSITIVE

Like SMS - 42 - SMS Length: 160 Double Meaning SMS

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
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Wo MotA sA,
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Aas-PAAs bAAL,
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NArAM-NArAM
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UpEr sE CoVEr...
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NEvEr??
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JhooT boLTE ho?
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KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA.

Like SMS - 51 - SMS Length: 207 Double Meaning SMS

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey,
bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
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Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay,
tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

Like SMS - 47 - SMS Length: 156 Double Meaning SMS

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE.

Like SMS - 45 - SMS Length: 92 Double Meaning SMS

Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia.....
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de.

Like SMS - 46 - SMS Length: 167 Double Meaning SMS