Double Meaning SMS

Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!

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Kamwali Baai ko kuch ladke chhed rahe the.
BAAI- Badtamiji karoge to MORR bana dungi.
Ladke- Morr kaise banaogi?
BAAI- Tumhare pichwade mein jhadu daal ke!!

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Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..

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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..!
kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari?
Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..!
Dr. Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai,
Poore bihar ki nahi.

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Newton 3 Scientific S*x Law.
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1. A Hole Always Attract A Pole
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2. Length Of Pole Is Equal To D Depth Of Hole
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3. Up Down Motion Releases A Lotion
Which Increase Population Without Calculation.

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Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?
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Socho..
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Aur socho...
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Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Aur
Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai

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Why Americn names r like
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JEMSON
JOHNSON
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Bcoz
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Mom can't remembr WHO is WHOSE SON.

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Kahin dooor...
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja... Varna
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varna
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Varna!
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Doosra kaise hoga?

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
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Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
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Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
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Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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