Double Meaning SMS

Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab niklte hai
.
Girl: masterji nikal k dikhaiye.
.
Sir: Baith ja kudie,
teri baat k b do matlab nikalte hai.

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Girl: ma tumne kaha tha k mard k dil me
jane ka rasta ankho se hokar jata he?
Mom: ha?
Girl: lekin kal raat mene DUSRA RASTA dhudh liya!

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Baap: Q beta ladki pasand aayi tumhe?
Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut
moti he
Baap: beta ghar kitana b bada ho,
darwaaja chota hi hota hai.

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3 Married Lady*
.
1st- Mere Pati to Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai.
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2nd- Mere To Pair B.
.
Teesri-Apni $aari Uthake Boli:
Aji... Bahar Niklo G*

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When an apple is green,
its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen,
she is ready to...
.
.
.
VOTE. You dirty mind,
Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.

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Mechanical engg ki wife ko bachha hua
Wife ne hsbnd ko sms bheja- Aap ka SPARE PART aa gaya hai
Hsbnd ne reply me puchha- "NUT hai ya BOLT"

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Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girl Friend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom,
Bahut KISS Liye!

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Teacher: soniya tera sapana kya hai?
Soniya: chand par chadana....
Teacher: rahul tumhara sapna...?
Rahul: soniya par chadana...

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ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.

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College me fees bharne ki line me ek ladki: Sir, pahle meri le lo.
clerk: Thoda ruko abhi leta hu.
Ladki: Nahi jaldi le lo warna period shuru ho jayenge..!

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