Double Meaning SMS

A boy to girl: kab milogi aur kaha dogi ?
Girl: kaha aur kya loge ?
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Boy: facebook par aur physics and
Chemistry k notes.

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AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To
PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?

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LoLz iT’s HaNd pUMp(NaLka)

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Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said"
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha.

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What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study?
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100% Attendance ...

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Lips jab lips se
milte hai to kya
hota hai?
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Hamesha Galat mat socha karo
Muh band hota hai aur kya..

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Father- Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The
Beta- Kya Batau Papa
Sab Galat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
6 Dost
6 Bear
or Unme se
5 Pite Nai ..!!

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Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna.

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SAwaL
Aadhi raat logo ko kya krna chaiye?
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Zara Sucho
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Sucho sucho bhai
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Han kya huwa?
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Etna b nai jante
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Aray bhai logo ko SONA chaiye.

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Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya
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Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya
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Bilkul Usi tarah
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haan Usi tarh
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yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar
jaonga......lolz......

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