Double Meaning SMS

Madam: English mein kamar ko
waist kyun kehtey hain..??
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz toh
uskey upar aur neechey hoti
hai...
Beech mein kamar toh waste
hi hoti hai na..

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Din me Hari Om,
Rat me Cond Om.
Din me Agrbatti,
Rat me Zabrdsti.
Din me Puja or Arti,
Rat me Vidya or Bharti.
Din me Swaha,
Rat me Aahaa!

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Difference Between Good Girls And Very Good Girls..?
Good Girls Open Few Buttons
When Environment Is Hot..
But
Very Good Girls Open All Buttons
To Make Environment Hot..!

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Wife: Aj Rat Nahi Dalwaongi
.
Kal B Ap Dal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
.
Ma Sari Rat Masalti rahi
.
Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta He Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

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Ladki
aadmi k
pass
gai
Aadmi
ne
dekha
pakda
pichhe se khola
our dal diya…
ladki
bahut
khush
thi,
pehli
baar
dalwa
rahi
thi
na
.
.
MOBILE me Sim card

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Beta: papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai.
Papa: Sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo.
Beta: Achcha! Papa Apna Makeup Box Band Karlo,
Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hai

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LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo,
utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai

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Ladies ke saath aksar haraamipan karne wale:-

BANK CASHIER:
Madam, aap So So ke lengi..

FRUIT SELLER:
Bibiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
dil khush ho jaayega.

DHOBI:
Aap kapde nikaal do,
baaki kaam hamaara.

XEROX WALA: Madam, aage aur pichhe donon side se karna hai ya ek hi side se.

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Man: kamvali shanti ko bulao
wife: q
man: q ki doctor ne kaha he har raat madicine lene ke bad shanti ke sath so jana.

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Glfrnd k sath,
Room k andar,
Table k uper,
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
Dirty mind
The r plying table tenis.

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