Madam: English mein kamar ko
waist kyun kehtey hain..??
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz toh
uskey upar aur neechey hoti
hai...
Beech mein kamar toh waste
hi hoti hai na..
Din me Hari Om,
Rat me Cond Om.
Din me Agrbatti,
Rat me Zabrdsti.
Din me Puja or Arti,
Rat me Vidya or Bharti.
Din me Swaha,
Rat me Aahaa!
Difference Between Good Girls And Very Good Girls..?
Good Girls Open Few Buttons
When Environment Is Hot..
But
Very Good Girls Open All Buttons
To Make Environment Hot..!
Wife: Aj Rat Nahi Dalwaongi
.
Kal B Ap Dal K So Gay thay
Bohat Jalan Hui thi
.
Ma Sari Rat Masalti rahi
.
Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta He Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai
Ladki
aadmi k
pass
gai
Aadmi
ne
dekha
pakda
pichhe se khola
our dal diya…
ladki
bahut
khush
thi,
pehli
baar
dalwa
rahi
thi
na
.
.
MOBILE me Sim card
Beta: papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai.
Papa: Sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo.
Beta: Achcha! Papa Apna Makeup Box Band Karlo,
Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hai
LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai?
?
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Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo,
utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai
Ladies ke saath aksar haraamipan karne wale:-
BANK CASHIER:
Madam, aap So So ke lengi..
FRUIT SELLER:
Bibiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
dil khush ho jaayega.
DHOBI:
Aap kapde nikaal do,
baaki kaam hamaara.
XEROX WALA: Madam, aage aur pichhe donon side se karna hai ya ek hi side se.
Man: kamvali shanti ko bulao
wife: q
man: q ki doctor ne kaha he har raat madicine lene ke bad shanti ke sath so jana.
Glfrnd k sath,
Room k andar,
Table k uper,
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
Dirty mind
The r plying table tenis.