Double Meaning SMS

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?
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Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

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Ladka : Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha haddi
na ho,
Ladki muskrate hue : Chal phir nikaal
bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko...
Moral : Mere msg gande nhi hote...

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Teacher- "sharab" aur "aashiqui" me
kya relation h!!!
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Pappu- jab "sharab" jyada ho jati h to
ladka ulti krta h.
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Aur jb "aashiqui" jyada ho jati h to ladki
ulti krti h.

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Girl to Tennis Coach :
Racquet Kaise Pakdu ?
Coach :
Racquet Ko Aise Pakado,
Jaisey Tum Apne Boy Friend Ka ..... Pakadti Ho.
Girl :
Ab Theek Hain Na ???
Coach :
Ullu Ki Patthi ..
Muh Se Nikal Racquet

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Teacher- Whats Ur name?
Boy- Hola.
Teacher- Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy- Main Holi ke din paida hua tha
na.
Teacher- Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

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Ek sawaal...
RAJA ki Biwi ka naam
"TUMHARI"tha,
Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi.
Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi.
Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari?
Raja ne ya Haathi ne
Hanso mat,kambakto dusaro ki marwao

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Why TENDULKAR married
an OLDER WOMEN...
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KUMBLE married
a DIVORCED WOMEN...????
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Bcoz
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BATSMEN love LOOSE BALLS...
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and
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SPINNERS love USED BALLS...!!!!

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A Fact-
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CHILDREN playing outside the CAR,
can cause ACCIDENTS..!!
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and
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ADULTS playing inside the CAR,
can cause CHILDREN
by ACCIDENT...!!!

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Kareena has small.!
Rakhi has big.!
Rani mukerji has 1 big 1 small!
Aishwarya rai has two small!
Whats dat?
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The letter R
but i like the way u think !

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Vo Soti Rahi Main Karta Raha,
Intzaar Us Ke Jagne Ka;
Abhi Uske Haath Me Rakha Hi Tha
Ke Choot Gaya,
Phool Gulab Ka;
Usne Kaha Piche Se Nahi Aage Se
Karo,
Deedar Mere Husn-e-shabab Ka;
Usne Kaha Bada Maja Aata H Jab
Andar Jata Ha,
Kano Me Ek Ek Lafz Tere Pyar Ka.; )

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