Engineers Sms

LuV STORY OF ENGINEER: :P
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best...

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IN 2018., . .
BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de. ENGINEAR : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. .
BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le

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"Can u prov papa=mama?"
IAS-Imposible!
Doctor-No!

Engineers start solving-
f=ma
p.a=ma
On squaring,
pa.pa=ma.ma

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4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein...

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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta..

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If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS

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Maths Magic:
ur Cell number's
last digit,
x 2,
+ 5,
x 50,
+ ur age,
+ 365,
&
- 615.
The last number is ur age and 1st number is ur cell's last number number... TRY IT!

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If Electrical Engineers make
Hindi films
The names will be like this
*Current Ho Na Ho*
*Jaanam Supply karo*
*Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge*
*Kabhi AC Kabhi DC*
*Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He*
*Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya*
*Capacitor No.1*
*Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam*
*Fuse to udna hi tha

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