Engineers Sms

The Rule Of Engineering Student At The Examination:
P Is Inversely Propotional To T, Where S Is Constant

P= Pressure On The Brain
T= Number Of Days Left
S= Syllabus

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Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti
ye engineering college hai mere dost yahan
bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti.

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The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???

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What is engineering?
80gb syllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get.
finally we get degree
“brain empty”

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What a strange society!
We don't believe in life after death,
and yet people always ask
‘what next after ENGINEERING’?

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A software engineer was smoking
A Lady said
"Cant u see warning.
Smoking is injurious to health"

He replied
"We bother only about errors, not warnings."

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ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.

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Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.

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Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks

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There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!

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