The Rule Of Engineering Student At The Examination:
P Is Inversely Propotional To T, Where S Is Constant
P= Pressure On The Brain
T= Number Of Days Left
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti
ye engineering college hai mere dost yahan
bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti.
The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???
What is engineering?
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get.
finally we get degree
What a strange society!
We don't believe in life after death,
and yet people always ask
‘what next after ENGINEERING’?
A software engineer was smoking
A Lady said
"Cant u see warning.
Smoking is injurious to health"
"We bother only about errors, not warnings."
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.
Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!