Engineers Sms

Girl: Aap mujhe lift denge
to main apko apna cell no.
dungi :)
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ENgineer boy: Jahan chaho
wahan chhor dunga,
numbr vmbr rehne do,
bas 100 Rupees. ka petrol
dalwa dena ji :)
Uff! Mehangai ne
Engineers ko bhi shareef
bna dia hai... :D

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When Someone says -
Nothing can be More Complicated than Love
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Just throw Engineering Books on their face.....!!

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Mohabbatein ENGINEERING version
1 student tha deewana sa,
1subject pe wo marta tha,
books uthakar, chasma lagakar,
library se gujra krta tha,
kuch padhna tha shayad usko,
jaane kisse darta tha,
jab bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ,
ye pass kaise haota h yaar,
ye paass kaise hota h yaar,
or main bas ye keh pata tha
KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
KAISE KAHO MAIN O YAARA YE PASS AISE HI HOTA H.

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After Getting Admission In Engineering Brain Has Been Divided Into Two Parts.
In Left Part, Nothing Is Right
In Right Part Nothing Is Left

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Newton Asked: How To Write Four Between Five?
Pharma Student: Nice Joke
MBA Student Said: Not Possible
Engineering Student: F(IV)E..

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ENGINEERING VERSION
OF :JTHJ:p BY A FAN..
Vo tera 40 number k liye tadpana......
kabhi 35-36 m latkana.....
nahi bhuloongi m....;(
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan jab tak h jaan....
Vo tere naye naye rule lana....
un usoolo se students ko satana......
nahi maaf karungi mai....:/
jab tak h jaan jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan,,,,,,
vo bedhak baarisho k mausam
m xms karane se...
Phir thad m result de kar
needein udane se nafrat karungi mai..... :@
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan
par is beech naye dosto se
milane se har manjil k kabil banane se
mohhbat karungi mai...;)
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan

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TO ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS..

smooth road never make gud drivers
clear sky never make gud pilots and..
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CLEARING ALL SUBJECTS IN 1ST ATTEMPT NEVER MAKES GUD ENGINEER.

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Teacher To Sleepy Student:
Who Invented Steam Engine??
Student:
What Sir??
Teacher:
Yes Its Correct JAMES WATT
Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur General Knowledge

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Ek Baar Sab Engineering Ke Professors Plane Main Baithe The.
Tabhi Announcement Hua Ye Plane Aapke Students ne Banaya Hain.
Ye Sunkar Sab Professors Utar Gaye.
Par Principal Baitha Raha.
Jab Principal Se Poocha Ki Sir Aap Kyun Nahi Utare Tab Usne Jawab Diya, Mujhe Apne Students Par Poora Bharosa hain Ye Udega Hi Nahi

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Love Expression In Engineer Style:

Main Tere Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Doonga
Agar Tu Na Milili To Tujhe Dil Se Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Doonga..

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