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Never Ask A Woman Her Age..!
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A Man, His Salary..!!
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And... Now-A-Days...
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An engineering Student, His
Percentage..!!
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It Hurts……..
Hum vo engineer nahi jinko A.C or D.C ke jhatke lagte ho....
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Hum unmese he jo shork-ckt me se GOLDFLAKE jalate he...
4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours
A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super
heroes are called 'ENGINEERING STUDENTS' :)
Happy Engineers Day
If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would
be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS
Engineering Fact:
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL ENGINEER there are many UNSUCCESSFUL YEARS... :P
1. Do You Feel Lazy To Get
Up Early In The Morning?
2. Does A Book Work As
A Sleeping Pill?
3. Attend Classes Only
For Attendance?
4. See The Calendar For Holidays?
5. Cell In Place Of A Pen?
If The All Above Is Happening With
U Congratulations !
U R A Perfect Student;-) :D
So Dont Worry, Be Happy :)
Just Chant The Mantra:-
"Kal Se Pakka Padhunga :-P:-P
Sabhi Engineers Ko
Infom Kiya Jata Hai Ki
Wo Apne Results Aane Se Pehle
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Ghar Ki Sab
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Chapallen Belts
Pipes
Wires
Bat
Jhadu
Wipar Etc..
Chupa De..
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Nahi To Result Kharab Aaya To,
Khamakha Padosiyo Ko
Free Action Drama
Dekhne Ko Mil Jayega...
Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD
Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!
In college days..
Tv :- 2 ghanta
friends :- 3 ghanta
sona :- 10 ghanta
Fb :- 4 ghanta
Games :- 3 ghanta
Padhai :- GHANTA...
