Engineers Sms

Signs of a Engineering Student:
1. Jo samajh me na aaye use out of
course
declare kar dena ya option me chhod
dena.
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2. Har semester k end me
aelankarna ki agla
sem achhe se padhenge.
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3. Padhai karte waqt cell silent par
rakhna and
har 5-5 minute me dekhna ki koi
msg to nahi aaya.
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4. Group study k waqt bar bar kehna,
“Chalo ab padhte hai, ab koi bakwas
nahi karega.”
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5. Kuch bhi padhne se pehle, pages
count karna.
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6. Common dialogue: Kal se pakka
Padhunga…:p :O

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The 2 happiest days in
engineering life..
first day:
Thank god i got it..
And
last day:
Thank god i got out of it ;) ;-) ;-)

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ज्ञान:
बिना मतलब की लड़ाई और इंजीनियरिंग की पढाई सबके बस की बात नहीं।

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Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in
Restaurant
Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu
Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER,
..
yOu Shut up

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Papu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through msg ..
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Ladki ne 2din mein us papu se shaadi karli...!
yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai..!
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socho papu ne kya kaha hoga??
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I love u utna,
ENGINEERING ka syllabus hai jitna...!

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Mohabbatein ENGINEERING version
1 student tha deewana sa,
1subject pe wo marta tha,
books uthakar, chasma lagakar,
library se gujra krta tha,
kuch padhna tha shayad usko,
jaane kisse darta tha,
jab bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ,
ye pass kaise haota h yaar,
ye paass kaise hota h yaar,
or main bas ye keh pata tha
KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
KAISE KAHO MAIN O YAARA YE PASSAISE HI HOTA H.

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Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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1000 pages ki book kitne din
me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..
raat bhar mai nipta denge

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Movies Titles Related To Engg
Students:
Exams – Socha Na Tha
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi
Question Papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum
Copying – Yaarana
Maths 2 – Asambhav
Maths 1 – Mission Impossible
Environmental Sciences – Pyaar Mein Kabhi Kabhi
1st Semester – Kuch To Hai
2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai
Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho
1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman
2nd Class – Dil Mange More
Fail – Phir Milenge..

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4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours
A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super
heroes are called 'ENGINEERING STUDENTS' :)

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