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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya,
head aaya to sona h,
tel aaya to film dekne jana h,
khda rha to gana sunuga
agar hawa me rha to maa kasam rat bhar padunga..
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
Open your books, keep your mobile off and start studying.
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The above stunts are performed by highly professionals..
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please dont try this at home...
Benefits of EXAMS
1.U can spend 3 hours in self
meditation
2.U can complete ur sleep
3.U can see ur teachers being bored
who usually bore u.
HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERZN..
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor...
Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor......
ha Answer Ye Sachi aj usko batau..
Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau...
Bas pas hone ke liye mai ye answer. likte jau...
Din rat hi mai ye book rat'te jau...
Book aur guied mai dekhu vari vari.
ji krda book fad du main sari...
naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe ha
Dear Frndz..
Sorry..
I Can't msg u any more as my Exams r near nd I hv 2 giv my full time for studies...
Take Care...
dis is d definition of
"OVER ACTING".
Paper paas aye,
dil gabraye,
madam na jaane kya,
lesson pedaye,
aab to mera dil jagy,
na soota hai,
kya karun haye,
yaad nhi hota hai
Student's Life Whole Year :-
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Disco Deewane 'Aaa Haa'
Last 2 Days Before Xam :
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Shirdi Wale Sai Baba
Tere Dar Pe Aaya Hoon!
apers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
