Exam SMS

khud par Sabse Jyada proud
kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na
aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake
kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayyari Nhi Ki,
Unhone 1 Manshooba Bnaya
Or Agle Din Principle Se Bole
Shir Hm Shadi Me Gye The
Raste Me Tyre Panchar Ho Gya
Hm Shari Rat Dhakka Lgate Rhe
Isliye Padh Nhi Sake.
Principle Ne Man Liya Or
Unko 1 Din Ka Or Time De Dia
Or Agle Din Un Charo Ko
4 Alag Kamro Me Bithaya
Or Sirf 1 Sawal Diya.
Q-kaunsa Tyre Panchar Tha?
1- Front Right
2- Front Left
3- Back Right
4- Back Left
Note; Agar Same Jawab Hua To Sab Pass Warna Fail.

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Exams Should Be Given On Either
Facebook Or On Phone Instead Of Sheets..
Bcoz
Todays Student Have More Typing Speed Than Writing Speed..!

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayyari Nhi Ki,
Unhone 1 Manshooba Bnaya
Or Agle Din Principle Se Bole
Shir Hm Shadi Me Gye The
Raste Me Tyre Panchar Ho Gya
Hm Shari Rat Dhakka Lgate Rhe
Isliye Padh Nhi Sake.
Principle Ne Man Liya Or
Unko 1 Din Ka Or Time De Dia
Or Agle Din Un Charo Ko
4 Alag Kamro Me Bithaya
Or Sirf 1 Sawal Diya.
Q-kaunsa Tyre Panchar Tha?
1- Front Right
2- Front Left
3- Back Right
4- Back Left
Note; Agar Same Jawab Hua To Sab Pass Warna Fail.

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Raat Ko Padhte Padhte Ek Khayal Aaya,
Uthaya Pen Aur Paper,
Aur Ek Nayi Equation Banai,
Bed + Razai = Bhaad Me Jaye Padhai.

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Brain Is The Most Outstanding
Organ..
It Works For 24 Hrs 365 Days
From Birth..
But
Stops Only When We Enter The
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Exam Hall..!

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All Iz Well Remix-
Jab Question Paper Ho Out OfControl
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Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold
Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold
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Aeroplane Banake Bol
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I Will Fail
Student Kya Jane Result Ka Kya Hoga,
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Marks Milenge Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga,
Koi Na Jane Apne Marks Ka Kya Hoga,
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Toh Girlfriend Ghumao,
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Paise Udao, Paise Uda Ke Bol,
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Papa All Izz Well!...... :P :D ;)

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Kehte hahn IsQE me NinD Urr jati hai..,
kehte hain ISQe me niNd urr jati hai...
KamBaQT hmse v koi IsQe kree..
EXAM
Srr pe hai or nInD bhut aAti haii..

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Har Taraf Padhai ka saya hai...
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Har paper me zero aaya hai...
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Hum to yuhi chale jate h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
aur log kehte hai
"saala raat bhar padh ke ke aaya
hai"

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Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h
career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h
jaha machine ko smbhalte-smbhalte Admi machine bn jata h
use ENGINERING kahte he.

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