Exam SMS

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D

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Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil
Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya
Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte
Hen K 1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila
Detey.

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hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q? jago student jago!!!!

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1000 pages ki book kitne din
me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..
raat bhar mai nipta denge

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AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??
Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!

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C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd
March. se 3 ghante ka
rangarang karyakrm,
"UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in
examination hall n experience
d thunder...
ana jarur

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Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek
gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to
exam kyo lete ho...!?

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Dad (caught his son watchng
‘Sheela ki jawani song’) –
“Padh le beta!!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi
jawan hi rahegi !

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MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn

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